Smoke on the water...

Russia has strong pull-out game.

If 021c is the candidate for Appletonomous car, I’m fucked because it’s such a sweet looking thing I’ll have to buy one just to loathe it.

Clarkson: Sod off you twit. Nothing done here can’t be undone you over-sensitive Mexicans!

Casuals.

The good news? You can buy things not owned by celebrities for less... and you can bitch about that, too!

Here, if a police cruiser has a vehicle pulled over, on a multi-lane road, drivers are obligated to move out of the nearest lane giving the Officer safe room to conduct the stop. Failure to do so can, and has, resulted in giant, ass-fucking fines handed out across the spectrum. Now, I’m not excusing his behavior by…

As a Canadian, no.

Ask yourself the question, “Everything I can see, can I stop in time to avoid hitting it?” If the answer is yes, you’re going too slow. Throttle on!

Wait, so are you telling me that cars designed to do different things using different design ideologies are... different?! Let’s not pretend it’s not clickbait, let’s not pretend this would have been “faster than a Veyron” just a few years ago.

In this situation we have two drivers getting exactly what they deserved and, thankfully, didn’t wrap anyone else up in their poor behavior.

Came up on my feed, commented, “That’s Forza?” and got the reply, “Is that what the technique is called?”

Making things shorter and fatter only works well with cars.

Low Com Denom thinking m’man. Can’t expect of ourselves what the best among us are capable of so instead we get by with what the worst of us can lower themselves to. Sad.

I can get milk in record time... once I go through all my pre-trip inspections and get strapped in which, by the way, takes longer than driving the minivan.

The number of replies echoing the question; ‘why leave your top down, you lunatic?’ are more disheartening than the act itself, if it did in fact occur as purported.

Listen, I don’t invite you into my house and you wear your muddy fucking boots on my clean floor, I’ve got every right to call you on being a trespassing vandal and shame you all over social media... or, you know, call the cops.

I’m gonna answer this one for you, as a person who in fact does not own a convertible but as a person who owns things and lives in the world with other people - we have a reasonable expectation of reasonable behavior. People who own convertibles should be no more obliged to put their tops up than Burtons Batman…

You’re kidding, right?

Under his mattress, duh.