A Genie in a bottle appears offering, “One, any one, of Jerry’s fine for-sale automobiles free of charge and yours forever; which automobile do you chose?”

Check out Walmart on Black Friday.

Red bull almost runs over brown calf.

That would have been cowtastrohphic.

I don’t recall, though I think a thing like that would have stood out in my memory.

Prevalent here is the, “I’m doing the speed limit (or ten over) and that’s fast enough. I AM FAST TRAFFIC!” These lane whores never move over, never give way, because in their mind they are preforming a civic duty by keeping everyone around them on task (read; infuriated).

I live in BC. I’d only ever seen the signs, “Slower Traffic Keep Right” but never, ever had I seen enforcement do anything about lane hogs. Then the wife and I took a drive down south to California and while on the I-5 a CHP vehicle appeared in my rear view. I wasn’t speeding, I was in the correct lane... but the guy…

Thank you. You can have a star for saying so.

Imagine them in pointy army helmets and Archduke dress.

I picture two mustachioed men in bowler caps and formal wear sitting in high backed leather chairs before a roaring hearth sipping brandy from fine crystal. One, he wears a monocle, looks to the other and quite guffaws, “Say, Willigins, you were but the scandalous thought of your ne’er do well father, Lord…

How many times has the argument been made, in one form or another; Humans have been giving birth at home for thousands (tens? hundreds?) of years!

Sometimes, I look at hypercars and my heart just sinks. I look at them and feel conflicted, simultaneously in love with the idea while loathing the actual thing. Why do I feel drawn to this thing I can never have, will never have? Why do I feel drawn to this symbol of the class divide? And then the doubting - is it…

This comment needs moar stars.

Yeah, but I wonder if it’ll be a nice place to be because that’s what RR really needs to work on.

I love how this story, every time it’s retold, is told as though it’s the first time it’s ever been told.

There’s something fishy about your comment, but here have a star anyway.

Disagree.

Look at the timing, though.

My friend, he drifts, plugged away at it for years and to the tune of many thousands of dollars. When I expressed utter bafflement at some of the things top drifters can do, and how they can seem so effortless about it, he told me, “It’s like parallel parking. Once you know how to do it, it’s easy even when the spot…