Just remember to bring your copy of The Scarlet Letter and keep quiet while I indoctrinate you with my liberal agendas. You guys can bring pop on Fridays.

I have a life-size cutout of Dog in my English classroom and I taped a quote from Pierre Teilhard de Chardin to it. I am not sure if it's supposed to be ironic or what, but I like to imagine Dog saying it:

I have a life-size cutout of Dog in my English classroom and I taped a quote from Pierre Teilhard de Chardin to it. I am not sure if it's supposed to be ironic or what, but I like to imagine Dog saying it:

I actually burst out laughing at that part because it appears that he didn't understand the question and yet got a tidbit surly about it. ISN'T IT SOMETHING? THAT'S A PERSONAL QUESTION.

I actually burst out laughing at that part because it appears that he didn't understand the question and yet got a tidbit surly about it. ISN'T IT SOMETHING? THAT'S A PERSONAL QUESTION.

Thank you for this. Thank you.

Thank you for this. Thank you.

So for years I wondered whether that cartoon was real or a fever dream of childhood. But I knew it had to be real because the other Ghostbusters cartoon was called the REAL Ghostbusters. That was my proof!

So for years I wondered whether that cartoon was real or a fever dream of childhood. But I knew it had to be real because the other Ghostbusters cartoon was called the REAL Ghostbusters. That was my proof!

"gay panic" and "that said" round out the articles of faith.

"gay panic" and "that said" round out the articles of faith.

Maybe they could mention how old they're getting, and whether or not they are at an adequate age for this shit?

Maybe they could mention how old they're getting, and whether or not they are at an adequate age for this shit?

The ghost librarian lady at the beginning! Failing that, Slimer.

The ghost librarian lady at the beginning! Failing that, Slimer.

So true. I'm about the same age as him and it boggles my mind to think about having been in prison from age 18 until now. I can't even imagine what that would have been like to walk free.

So true. I'm about the same age as him and it boggles my mind to think about having been in prison from age 18 until now. I can't even imagine what that would have been like to walk free.

I've been an English teacher in a juvenile detention facility for the past two years and I have seen the same thing. In fact I've gotten to the point where I kind of hate it when any kind of "above average" kid gets incarcerated, because he will inevitably be insanely full of himself. It's because so many people in…

I've been an English teacher in a juvenile detention facility for the past two years and I have seen the same thing. In fact I've gotten to the point where I kind of hate it when any kind of "above average" kid gets incarcerated, because he will inevitably be insanely full of himself. It's because so many people in…

This hasn't reached Montana yet but is there a chance I can watch this in theaters not in 3D? Tell me there is.