DoooOOOOoooorothy GaaaaAAAAALE

DoooOOOOoooorothy GaaaaAAAAALE

Every time I listen to "Starside" by Space Hog I imagine it's the song I'd love to be playing on my spacecraft as I leave the Earth's atmosphere and take off into the galaxy. It's the song emblematic of the sci-fi world I wish I lived in, full of space exploration and adventure. It makes me feel happy like a child.…

Every time I listen to "Starside" by Space Hog I imagine it's the song I'd love to be playing on my spacecraft as I leave the Earth's atmosphere and take off into the galaxy. It's the song emblematic of the sci-fi world I wish I lived in, full of space exploration and adventure. It makes me feel happy like a child.…

sconn noooo!! I liked you! But yeah, where are you going? Is there anywhere else like this place to waste time on?

sconn noooo!! I liked you! But yeah, where are you going? Is there anywhere else like this place to waste time on?

Did anyone else think The Great Gatsby sucked? I'm thinking, "It's just a green light, dude! Get over it!"

Did anyone else think The Great Gatsby sucked? I'm thinking, "It's just a green light, dude! Get over it!"

Did anyone else actually forget that the 9th Gate even existed until just now? I watched that in an empty theater when I was 17 or something and even I knew it was excrement. I remember during the opening scene my friend stood up and pretended like he was running, a la MST3K. We all thought found it quite amusing. But…

Did anyone else actually forget that the 9th Gate even existed until just now? I watched that in an empty theater when I was 17 or something and even I knew it was excrement. I remember during the opening scene my friend stood up and pretended like he was running, a la MST3K. We all thought found it quite amusing. But…

Oh get off your high horses! Like we haven't all thought about doing it!!

Oh get off your high horses! Like we haven't all thought about doing it!!

Actually I didn't mean to troll; I was trying to be weirdly sarcastic or something. The culture of most of my students is just one of poverty and addiction, and no it's definitely not something to celebrate. Chris Brown is a bastard but the kids view him as king-super-cool-all-star. It's mostly because he's young and…

Actually I didn't mean to troll; I was trying to be weirdly sarcastic or something. The culture of most of my students is just one of poverty and addiction, and no it's definitely not something to celebrate. Chris Brown is a bastard but the kids view him as king-super-cool-all-star. It's mostly because he's young and…

I'm a teacher at a juvenile detention facility and all the kids there think Chris Brown is pretty badass. The girls think he's hot, the boys think he's cool. I asked them about the Rhianna beating thing and they all agree that she probably deserved it. They come from a world where beatings are normal. We shouldn't…

I'm a teacher at a juvenile detention facility and all the kids there think Chris Brown is pretty badass. The girls think he's hot, the boys think he's cool. I asked them about the Rhianna beating thing and they all agree that she probably deserved it. They come from a world where beatings are normal. We shouldn't…

I don't say this about actresses too often, but I kind of hope she dies in a car crash.

I don't say this about actresses too often, but I kind of hope she dies in a car crash.

HEY I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THIS STUFF AMELIE SHOULD STOP MAKING THIS THIS THING ISN'T FUNNY SWEET CLAM COMPLAIN SOME MORE OKAY GO

HEY I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THIS STUFF AMELIE SHOULD STOP MAKING THIS THIS THING ISN'T FUNNY SWEET CLAM COMPLAIN SOME MORE OKAY GO