Um, you never mess with a person's food. Ever. Unless you want to loose your food handlers card/license/ you like getting charged with a crime.

That's a "let's get Nicki Minaj maimed kidnapped disappeared by the Beygency/stans for stealing King Bey's crown" issue.

Or some sort of autocorrect Freudian slip. First step to the machines taking over is them doing things of their own inspiration. Ok, now, back to the olds cave where we bitch about technology and youths.

Isn't 22 carat gold too soft for a ring that will be worn daily? I don't know for sure but I bet the people at Jared could tell me. :)

I swear to god if a future spouse goes to "Jared" or Kay or any of those commercial places I will dump them on the spot.

My immediate though while reading this was "Well if this doesn't work I can finally empty a kennel and fill the house with dogs.

Yes.

You know, I was thinking something very similar to this along the lines of "He finds grabbing women and laughing at them appropriate, why wouldn't he also find rape giggle-worthy?" but your response is much more to the point.

Sort of? My husband was a church-goer and did small group and all that crap. I'm an atheist. He has a son from a previous marriage (almost 14 now!) and we have an 18 month old and I'm due in January. I am leaving the whole "go to church" thing in his hands. And since he's lazy and likes to sleep in on Sundays it's…

There was nothing cute about either kid or the mom egging them on in that one...

I agree, I'm really over about 99% of the breast cancer "awareness" campaigns, but at least this one shows natural breasts and the emphasis is not on their attractiveness. I'll give it a B+.

I wish there was a way back then for these women to get their tubes tied. My grandmother also had 12 kids and mistreated them out of regret. Maybe we're cousins?

This sounds like my mother. How's this for sentiments that make one feel guilty: I'm so glad she's dead.

I have a friend whose grandmother felt the same way. Funny enough, I had a grandfather who felt that way. I often forget that birth control freed a lot of men from the family trap also(they were lucky enough not to have to wait to also be freed from the societal bullshit of believing they're less of their gender…

That's super sad. Sure, if you choose not to have kids and regret it later, that sucks for you. But if you have kids and regret it, that sucks for you AND the kids.

I'm pretty sure my Grandmother was the same although not abusive just emotionally vacant. She had 3 boys she didn't really like and probably couldn't love. That crippled all three of them emotionally, my uncles are both in sad marriages with separate bedrooms and very little talking and my father wasn't capable of…

That's Dutton's justification for having a second child she didn't want:

I had a shitty childhood with an often negligent father and mentally ill sometimes abusive mother, and a few people have tried to explain to me that my parents/childhood is the reason I don't want kids and if I just spend enough time around good parents I'll want kids.

Honestly, I have no maternal instincts or desire…

Yup, my grandma had 9 that she was completely ambivalent bordering on resentful to. Lucky for my dad, he was the youngest so he had older siblings to show him affection and tend to his needs, although one was very abusive.

The only thing my mother tried not to do (like hers did) was make me the caretaker for my younger sister.