I'm sure they have, but I think they have the most success with the very young and naive.

When I hear about PETA stunts I want to go club baby seals and just leave the carcasses to rot with a note that says, "See what you made me do PETA?!"

Reading open letters from PETA may kill off brain cells. In the interest of general human intelligence, I'm reaching out to ask PETA to never again issue an open letter.

Here's 2 that I always hear good things about:

I am sick of poorly written Young Adult Dystopian Romance Fantasy Trilogies. I am sick of poorly written, aggressively marketed fantasy schlock (looking at you, "The Bone Season").

I'll be honest, as a non-American who's only insight into the world of cheerleading is through teen-movies and sports shows, the whole idea of it gives me the heebie-jeebies. I know it's recognised as a sport etc. but there's something about that just screams of sexism. A bunch of girls in tiny skirts standing at the…

Can we organize a Jezebel support-email-campaign for this lady? Because it must take a lot of courage for her to stand up and speak publicly about this.

this is all I have to say to DudeBro

Jaguar: At last, something beautiful you can truly own.

I think what they regret is that buying a wife actually costs money and requires messy logistics like immigration papers and expensive air travel. They'd really like a caveman sitch, where you can just walk up to a any woman or girl that you want, bop her on the head with a club, and drag her home. I think Mr.…

No no no, you "have" every right to "DISAGREE" with "him". Just "do" it inside your "FEMININE" ladyhead, and not "out loud".

In other entertainment news Lil' Wayne has been cast as Martin Luther King Jr.

I think with those Russian bride sites, you can. He probably just isn't able to afford that.

Can "I" get "dibs" on the aggressive or argumentative lady-things dude doesn't want? This man, in "general", is TURNED-ON by pseudo-human masturbatory devices that don't "know" their traditional feminine ROLE.

I know you can't literally buy a wife. Sorry, "buy" a wife. But if you've ever watched The Millionaire Matchmaker, she's pretty much a real estate agent for "love".

I would just like to state that I have read this entire ad.

So, the entire thing is just terrible. But I almost puked in my mouth when I saw "Asking questions is fine but "arguing" is NOT attractive. You have a right to disagree BUT if your intention is to "argue," just do us both a favor and don't contact me at all. Men, in general, are TURNED-OFF by aggressive or…

Yeah. I'm pro-choice but find many of my fellow pro-choice travelers somehow miss this point when they're evaluating the behavior of pro-life people. If you (delusionally) think you're defending a bunch of 100 percent human beings from mass slaughter than pretty much any measure taken in that defense can be justified.…

I'm a black guy dating a Korean girl in DC. We should share stories! Oooooh the stories.

I've had three older Asian women, on completely separate occasions, tell me that I'm not good enough for my girlfriend and she should be dating a "successful Asian man". In DC.

I've had to deal with my own family lamenting over…

This is absurd. Like - you're against beauty pageants because they objectify women, OK, fair.

But then it's cool to do this Miss Arab USA pageant - which is still, like all pageants, about celebrating a woman's physical beauty. Just because it's from an 'exotic' other culture and because it's simultaneously combined…