I can already hear the reasons people will have why funding isn’t necessary. “What, you think I’m responsible now just because some women won’t cover up or wear bug spray?”

Phew, bc if you guys leave and force me to be more productive at work, I’ll be pissed.

Not to support fraternities or violence, but why a ten year ban? Wouldn’t everyone involved be gone in four?

My cats have an internal cuddle alarm that means every morning at 7 sees me suddenly trying to avoid three noses in my face and multiple paws trying to get under the blanket.

Counterpoint:

Except that if you kept your original clothing as long as possible and then replaced it, you wouldn’t have the initial expense and would still have the later savings.

So can anyone explain how a plan that involves throwing out perfectly good clothing and buying more keeps costs low? I can see how it might simplify things in a sense, but how can anyone say this part of the plan saves money?

I happily concede the oceans to the octopuses.

No, I don’t want the world to be destroyed. Just humans.

I would gladly surrender to elephant overlords.

OK, it’s time for humanity to go and allow another species their time in the sun.

What a saint, granting slaves their freedom after he has literally no possibly earthly use for them.

I didn’t think of that, but yeah. Who would use a tampon with a broken wrapper?

On the plus side, I can’t see any jury with a majority of women on it who would convict her.

If she’s not in on the ‘jokes’ (and I use that term lightly), why the hell is she still with this asshole? What possible good side could he have to make up for those incidents?

“Let the hetero, cisgendered children come to me, for such is the kingdom of heaven.”

WWJMS

As a non-US citizen, I have to ask how is it possible for states to pass laws that are unconstitutional?

Lol I absolutely did. Didn’t even notice the slip until you pointed it out.

I don’t think that’s an equivalent comparison. Men and women can have and enjoy sex for decades after age 60. Sex doesn’t only happen for the sole purpose of recreation.