I happily concede the oceans to the octopuses.

No, I don’t want the world to be destroyed. Just humans.

I would gladly surrender to elephant overlords.

OK, it’s time for humanity to go and allow another species their time in the sun.

What a saint, granting slaves their freedom after he has literally no possibly earthly use for them.

I didn’t think of that, but yeah. Who would use a tampon with a broken wrapper?

On the plus side, I can’t see any jury with a majority of women on it who would convict her.

If she’s not in on the ‘jokes’ (and I use that term lightly), why the hell is she still with this asshole? What possible good side could he have to make up for those incidents?

“Let the hetero, cisgendered children come to me, for such is the kingdom of heaven.”

WWJMS

As a non-US citizen, I have to ask how is it possible for states to pass laws that are unconstitutional?

Lol I absolutely did. Didn’t even notice the slip until you pointed it out.

I don’t think that’s an equivalent comparison. Men and women can have and enjoy sex for decades after age 60. Sex doesn’t only happen for the sole purpose of recreation.

Dammit, people. Grow up.

Helpful hint: if anything but a dialysis machine promises to detoxify you, pass.

I have to agree with whoever said it first: the best proof of intelligent alien life is that they stay far away from us.

Isn’t the message “I’m normal, don’t let anyone tell you what you should be” the *exact* opposite of the indoctrination and any message that most cults would want to propagate?

Guess I still can’t shake that internalized gender-based view of various occupations.

Wtf?

So on the plus side he acknowledges the rape. On the other hand, every single thing about this situation sucks.