Ha. I'd like to see anyone try to drag me across the border.

HOLY FUCKING HELL! My current rage level is enough to give me a stroke right now, I swear. I just don't understand why so many people despise us so entirely for our lack of penises.

Well, if they want the freedom to eat diseased dick, I guess it's all on them.

$5000? That's all? That seems like far too little for selling uninspected, inedible meat products, considering the inspections are there to keep food-related illness and death to a minimum.

I would have loved it if, on air, she told him what an inappropriate thing that was to do and gave him a lesson on harassment, but sadly, I've got a feeling her employers may not have felt the same way.

You don't understand that people DO ask women to do that. All the time. Unofficially or officially, women are judged every time they leave the house. In a different comment, I referenced a recent incident where a women's gym was asked to block off the view of women exercising, since it was deemed too distracting. …

What's sad is that's not a joke. A few years ago in Montreal a synagogue succeeded in getting a women's gym to block off their windows because the very sight of women exercising was so distracting.

The exact same argument can be used to say women should cover up their collarbones. And knees. And elbows. And ankles. And hair. And faces.

True belief in Slender man is proof that these CHILDREN do not have the faculties to distinguish between reality and fantasy, and that it is thus a human rights violation to try them as adults.

Congratulations, humanity. You have made the creation of this position necessary.

I did once. I'm sure it's an acquired taste, but my first impression wasn't favourable...

Diet Coke tastes like nuclear waste compared to the the greatness that is Coke Zero.

Now THIS is a facebook 'raise awareness' posting meme I'd get behind. "Change your status to reflect your most horrible period story to raise awareness of PMS."

Come on, now. No one wants to think about the consequences or realities of what the 'ideal' woman body shape entails!

I'm thinking that the woman he was in bed with didn't make it through the night...

Dear Sarah: Here's your lesson of the day. Just because some pregnancies are good things doesn't mean that all pregnancies are good things.

The Asian grocery stores in my area have had them fairly regularly for $5.99 a pound. All you need is the stomach to kill a living creature with your own two hands!

I don't believe I automatically like expensive food more (some of my favourite meals involve a $6 bowl of pho or a $5 bowl of duck congee), but I will agree that if I spend a lot of money on a meal, I don't mind being stuffed afterwards. I spent a fortune, and I'm not leaving anything on my plate!

:( I'm sorry. That really sucks.

Erg. I was so nervous before my first one, because I expected it to be like that and I had always had other reproductive-related issues, but I was lucky in this way.