She sounds as jaded as I am about the birth of all my nieces and nephews after the 12th or so. "Oh, I have another niece. OOOH- look- a cat!"

I just think that if they ran a cover story about an older, not handsome terrorist (picture Saddam Hussein getting out of his bunker), no one would be complaining.

If they want to do a story on him (and why wouldn't they), what should they have done? Used photoshop to make him look ugly? Add devil horns?

I did read that the position came with an $8k salary. That might have had something to do with it.

I'm distracted by the thought that, even with my husband and I saving all we can and being super financially savvy, it will still be at least 15-17 years before we can retire. It will be an early retirement, but still- it's so far away!

My sister once told me that in all seriousness that unemployment problems would be fixed if married women stopped working and stayed at home with their kids.

He's Alan Thicke's son. That's enough to do it for me.

My sister's 2nd daughter had huge eyes, and not in a cute way. It was almost disconcerting to look at her. Her parents called her their little bug. Thankfully, she grew into them by the time she was 4-5.

I'll be honest. The first time my then-boyfriend mentioned marriage, it was when I said I knew how to make a key-lime pie.

Sometimes I think about a world where you can believe what's advertised to you... It's a nice world.

I didn't exactly enjoy the 4th season, but it ended with a number of cliffhangers. I'm so invested in these characters, I'd absolutely watch a 5th.

I posted this picture (from the Caen WW2 museum) once before. Russian women in WW2 were seriously badass.

Are you kidding? He's a hero to a (sadly) large portion of certain areas in the US.

I like the idea of him being $300k in debt and unemployable.

My mother was a bit of a health nut, so I never had a twinkie growing up. I fetishized them as the ultimate junk food as a result. When I moved out for college, I bought a package, and was saddened to find that they were disgusting. It was like finding out Santa wasn't real.

I have to ask. How much of this is scripted, or at least suggested? I don't watch the show, but we've all heard how few reality shows have anything to do with an unscripted reality.

This honestly horrifies me. I can't believe anyone would want to give this horrifically deluded woman a platform to spew her ideas from. I'm going to be writing to the sponsors of the show and boycotting all their products. I'm all for free speech, but that doesn't mean the promotion of ideas that directly lead to…

This is why you couldn't tempt me with a life of luxury if it came hand in hand with a lack of privacy for the rest of my life. Childbirth is nerve-racking enough already without having to worry about the whole freaking world waiting to see what happens.

I can't snark at CRJ. I could totally mess up a throw like that.

I'm starting to think I have actual face-blindness to a degree. I've always been bad at remembering faces; my husband thinks it's hilarious that I can't ever remember which server at a restaurant is the one serving our table. But a month ago I was at the farmer's market and asked if one stall had whole chickens. The…