I watched the shit out of both Gremlins movies as an 8 year old and wasn't traumatized at all. I thought they were hilarious and awesome.

I watched the shit out of both Gremlins movies as an 8 year old and wasn't traumatized at all. I thought they were hilarious and awesome.

Your username is too perfect.

Your username is too perfect.

Ty Burrell deserved it. No one else did.

Ty Burrell deserved it. No one else did.

This show was a real breath of fresh air when it started - a traditional family sitcom, yeah, but the writers and cast pulled it off with panache. It was genuinely funny and occasionally touching. And then they got into the second season and I have never seen a show slide into "lazily going through the…

This show was a real breath of fresh air when it started - a traditional family sitcom, yeah, but the writers and cast pulled it off with panache. It was genuinely funny and occasionally touching. And then they got into the second season and I have never seen a show slide into "lazily going through the…

I went to summer camp for most of my childhood and adolescence, and I have never even heard of color wars.

I went to summer camp for most of my childhood and adolescence, and I have never even heard of color wars.

Fappy the Seal! I love that lil' guy!

Fappy the Seal! I love that lil' guy!

Is that a fucking Cabaret Voltaire reference in there? Fantastic

Is that a fucking Cabaret Voltaire reference in there? Fantastic

Me too! I've been buying the DVDs out of obligation and despite my memories of everything sucking after season 9, I was surprised how it remains pretty damn solid right up until season 12. Season 13 though? Terrible. It just made me angry, and I was high!

That's your loss then, because seasons 3-5 make season 1 look like shit.

That's your loss then, because seasons 3-5 make season 1 look like shit.

Wait, I forgot Fallon! He can hang with present-day Letterman I guess.

Wait, I forgot Fallon! He can hang with present-day Letterman I guess.

Space Ghost > Ferguson > 80s Letterman > Conan > latter-day Letterman >>>>>>>>>>>> everybody else >>>>>>>>>>> Chevy Chase > Leno