Space Ghost > Ferguson > 80s Letterman > Conan > latter-day Letterman >>>>>>>>>>>> everybody else >>>>>>>>>>> Chevy Chase > Leno

"He’s currently tank-topping the cover of the latestRolling Stone, which declares him to be both “hot,” “ready,” and "legal," not unlike a Little Caesar’s pizza."
You may not be Sean, Marah, but you do him proud.

"He’s currently tank-topping the cover of the latestRolling Stone, which declares him to be both “hot,” “ready,” and "legal," not unlike a Little Caesar’s pizza."
You may not be Sean, Marah, but you do him proud.

Count Chocula, bitches. Chocolate AND marshmallows. That is GOD's cereal.

1) What the fuck is WordGirl?
2) Adult theaters still exist?
3) Do the police expect anyone to go to an adult theater and NOT masturbate? That's the whole fucking point! Do they just raid these places to meet quotas or what?

1) What the fuck is WordGirl?
2) Adult theaters still exist?
3) Do the police expect anyone to go to an adult theater and NOT masturbate? That's the whole fucking point! Do they just raid these places to meet quotas or what?

See, this would be me except it would be Sailing Away by Styx and I'd defend it as virulently as Rise Above before going on a digression about Black Flag being way better pre-Rollins.

See, this would be me except it would be Sailing Away by Styx and I'd defend it as virulently as Rise Above before going on a digression about Black Flag being way better pre-Rollins.

Yeah, there will always be teenagers who decide to rebel by liking everything old and hate everything new, and it's just as narrow-minded and lame as the opposite.

Yeah, there will always be teenagers who decide to rebel by liking everything old and hate everything new, and it's just as narrow-minded and lame as the opposite.

Post-grunge. You know, Nickelback and their ilk. The bands that count fucking Creed as an influence. Mainstream rock has never been worse.

I was born in 84 and I watched both, so

I was born in 84 and I watched both, so

YES YES YES. Listen to this man. It will make your brain leak from your ears.

YES YES YES. Listen to this man. It will make your brain leak from your ears.

I'm sure Miller intended All-Star Batman and Robin to be his straightforward take on the character but it READS as a kinda-brilliant satirical exaggeration of Batman at his "grim n' gritty" worst. Either way it's as hilarious and worth seeking out as the Adam West version.

I'm sure Miller intended All-Star Batman and Robin to be his straightforward take on the character but it READS as a kinda-brilliant satirical exaggeration of Batman at his "grim n' gritty" worst. Either way it's as hilarious and worth seeking out as the Adam West version.

You can't, she's too heavy.

You can't, she's too heavy.

I've had it recommended to me multiple times, but I will never understand why I should want to watch a trashing of The Phantom Menace - a movie lighter than air to begin with - which is as long as a goddamn feature film itself and released a decade late when all but the saddest and most bitter nerds have long stopped…