I've had it recommended to me multiple times, but I will never understand why I should want to watch a trashing of The Phantom Menace - a movie lighter than air to begin with - which is as long as a goddamn feature film itself and released a decade late when all but the saddest and most bitter nerds have long stopped…

It's so strangely…soothing.

It's so strangely…soothing.

vs Aliens vs Predator vs Magnus Robot Fighter

vs Aliens vs Predator vs Magnus Robot Fighter

I have no problem calling myself a leg man. I like butts too. Really, that whole area's good.

I have no problem calling myself a leg man. I like butts too. Really, that whole area's good.

Yeah, character A tells character B "Sure. Pick you up at 8?" despite the fact that they just met each other and exchanged no information about where anyone lives.

Yeah, character A tells character B "Sure. Pick you up at 8?" despite the fact that they just met each other and exchanged no information about where anyone lives.

Stoked. He's so stoked. A for effort though.

Stoked. He's so stoked. A for effort though.

The fuck? Trip-hop has been around since the early 90s and is fantastic. Portishead? Tricky? Dr. Octagon? DJ Shadow? Ring any bells? That's a really bizarre prejudice you got there dude.

The fuck? Trip-hop has been around since the early 90s and is fantastic. Portishead? Tricky? Dr. Octagon? DJ Shadow? Ring any bells? That's a really bizarre prejudice you got there dude.

No, seriously. Batman & Robin is the most successful of the post-Adam West, pre-Nolan Batman films. It set out to be a garish, goofy campfest and succeeded with flying neon colors. The other three have no idea what they want to be, and suffer for it.

No, seriously. Batman & Robin is the most successful of the post-Adam West, pre-Nolan Batman films. It set out to be a garish, goofy campfest and succeeded with flying neon colors. The other three have no idea what they want to be, and suffer for it.

What I will never understand about the hatred for Signs is how some shoddy science at the end cancels out the other 2 hours of (pretty damn good) film. Do people really judge movies solely on their ending?

What I will never understand about the hatred for Signs is how some shoddy science at the end cancels out the other 2 hours of (pretty damn good) film. Do people really judge movies solely on their ending?

That must have been amazing.

That must have been amazing.

I'm going to suggest something really crazy and novel that will increase your enjoyment of twitter. Ready? Here goes: DON'T FOLLOW BORING/ANNOYING PEOPLE.