Also relevant: Gianna Bryant was a great basketball player (h/t Slate), and she was accompanied by teammates, teammates’ parents, a pilot and her dad. They were likely in the helicopter because Kobe didn’t like sitting in traffic.

You know what’s being brought up even less often than the rape he committed?

Horrible for his kids, but I find it very hard to summon sympathy for this rapist son-of-a-bitch

RIP

I bet Dabo Swinney's phone was ringing at 5:02.

tell you what, dabo swinney’s gonna have one hell of a time turning this franchise around

i’ve been hearing more and more that snyder is gonna hire dabo swinney next year. it certainly would be a bold move

You’re hearing this more and more these days

I’ve heard Dabo mentioned for the Washington job, I think that would be a solid hire...

Man, Dabo Swinney’s gonna have his hands full with this mess once Dan Snyder convinces him to leave Clemson and take the Washington job.

Man, Dabo Swinney’s gonna have his hands full with this mess once Dan Snyder convinces him to leave Clemson and take the Washington job.

Really hope this one takes off.

There’s truth to all rumors.

His wife was equally unimpressed with her second-place trophy.

I don’t see how he wins this, Taco Tuesday is already owned as a trademark by the Wyoming chain Taco John’s. Trying to step on their existing commercialization of the trademark is likely impossible, even though they don’t have a podcast. One of our many degenerate attorneys can feel free to tell me I’m an idiot,…

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

No, not at all! We need all the TV viewers we can get so ESPN keeps carrying it.

ok but... Toad could pick things up in a hot second like a boss

This is disgusting.

Everybody knows people who won’t shut the fuck up about how much time they put into work, don’t sleep, etc.  They’re never actually better at their jobs.

You’re close; the Cubs winning the World Series is what opened a tear in the spacetime continuum