There will be no civil war, there will be no secession, there will be no Trumpie uprising. Trumpies are all talk, no action. Sure, a handful of witless bearded goobers might do something stupid but chances are that was going to happen anyway, as this country rarely goes more than a few months between mass shooting…

$60 for NHL ‘94 and you get NHL ‘21 free!

I have always loved this level, personally. *shrug*

As far as the straight path stages go it’s better than Mall.

It was a patented Grampa Simpson diatribe of his idiocy

Here’s where I very unkindly point out that a great deal of his base may be dead by November if they keep up their disbelief in science and medicine and facts and shit. 

Who needs to learn an economics degree? You some kind of evil capitalist? Why would any socialist need to learn economics? Seems like it would defeat the very purpose! Nothing is more important than the arts!

Cops: “The threat to defund us is insulting. We quit!”

Honestly there is no downside to this because it’s only the bad cops that are quitting. 

basically you get rid of the Fed and have a monetary authority in the Treasury.

The Last of Us II’s amount of cruelty and violence ultimately overwhelmed any chance of that relatability here.

But Bernie knows all the blacks in Vermont!

I like confederacies that WEREN’T defeated.

Biden is such a racist that he had Obama's back for eight years. Biden is such a racist that the African Americans who voted in the Democratic primaries chosed him over Sanders....... 

Disrespecting the flag would be burning it, cutting it up, or somehow or another destroying it. Guess what? All that shit is perfectly legal. Who the fuck cares? Goddamn, Drew, maybe your stupid ass should be more focused on not choking in the playoffs. What a dipshit.

Amy Amy Amy, don’t be like Karen.

It’s the Ralph Northam thing with Klobuchar. If you just refuse to resign, then eventually the press will find another topic and you can keep on keeping on. 

Amy Klobuchar needs to take several seats. Kamala Harris was punished for her prosecutorial record. Klobuchar was criticized but she skated by and continue to run until the last legs of primary. Meanwhile, Ms. Minnesota nice was sitting on a powder keg of state sanctioned police brutality. She does not get to have a…

This all becomes a lot easier if you understand that Trump is a goldfish brained moron who, while he may have ultimate goals (like winning the election), completely lacks any ability to formulate a coherent, rational plan that will further that goal, and lacks any impulse control to keep him from doing things that…

Look, we get it. You don’t like Biden. You didn’t want him to be the nominee. I don’t like him either. I certainly didn’t vote for him in my primary. But it’s him or Trump at this point. He’s not going to drop out and magically give Bernie or Warren the nomination. He’s what we’re stuck with. Is there any chance of us…