Yep. If it’s a magical genie dress, we’ll talk. If not, I’m set, thanks.

Which is a way better dress. She wore it best in the second photo.

She married Mitch McConnell. That’s the sort of appalling work that only immigrants have the fortitude for.

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So her parents both came from very well off Chinese families, used those resources to immigrate and then found an international shipping company. So how exactly did she pull herself up by her bootstraps?

Reads like the truth. Probably because it is.

Roger Ebert once memorably described it as “I made it on board, now pull up the ladder.”

This is what journalists should be doing. Calling to task the corrupt and questionable officials in our gov’t. It is a shame it took this long for it to be as mainstream, but this is hardly a “hit job” as much as the media actually shining a light on the cronyism and corruption in DC.

Yet despite becoming the first Asian-American woman to serve in a president’s cabinet (as Labor Secretary under Bush), Chao has worked her entire career to push a conservative agenda that cripples the welfare of low-wage, immigrant workers.

Cocaine Elaine. Jesus, come on.

PROOF:

This is January Jones all over again

No he just read Marie Kondo for the first time and thinks he has brand new ideas about minimalist living. He will pretend he invented it from here on out.

I do - mainly because all kids are assholes to all other kids and no one escapes puberty unscathed.

Maybe he just wants to look at her!

Maybe she doesn’t want to fix him, maybe she just wants to look at him.

Neri, girl, you cannot fix him. Don’t try. Don’t dream. It’s not your job. It’s not your responsibility.

Don’t worry. If you get a counteroffer, your raise will magically appear out of thin air.

In the greater scheme of things? Of course not. But it is a part of keeping things neat and keeping control of general chaos that is a child’s life. Kids need structure no matter how much they protest otherwise. As a Dad, I need to give home a framework on how to be a good person. It’s not about making his bed, it’s…