I dunno, I kind of think we’d be better off as a society if we didn’t use length of time as the main metric for judging the success of a relationship.

I still haven’t given up on those two. The divorce papers haven’t been signed yet, and this wouldn’t be the first time they separated and got back together.

This whole administration knows how to speak Raving Fuckwit.

There was, also, him standing up suddenly, snapping his heels together, and thrusting his arm upward and forward whenever 45's name was mentioned

That’s ‘cos he doesn’t speak Raving Fuckwit, which is the only language Louie Gohmert understands

Top notch Kinja.

Yeah, watching the video was far worse than reading the description.

I don’t care what party you’re from, that was cringeworthy and made me, as a human being with a sense of empathy, want to die.

For all the stupidities of her Twitter persona, even if her only legacy is the “American Bitch” episode of “Girls,” Dunham is a good TV writer and should continue to work.

She’s PM, not President, but Benazir Bhutto (Pakistan) gave birth while she was prime minister. Early 1990s, IIRC

No, Benazir Bhutto did it first in 1990. Jacinda is the second.

He tested positive for lightning.

Change out Pringles for ipecac and jalapenos if you want that time to go down.

That was so.... so boss. It’s like “hi guys, glad you put some window dressing on this... too bad you didn’t bother to tell the world that we still have athletes training there, GUESS I’LL PUT IT IN THE FEDERAL RECORD SINCE YOU FORGOT TO.”

So they let someone who didn’t understand (or understood but hated) the original film be put in charge of a pointless adaptation — one that would’ve been doomed even if it was faithful. And they made a nasty, sarcastic, alt-humor version of the simplest contours of the movie, and just aped the rest. Great.

I don’t believe being beaten to death belongs in any justice system worthy of the name.

People are still advocating prison rape? Really?

Rape is never ok, regardless of how much of a piece of shit he is.

“the justice system is great except for people I don’t like” is a pretty awful opinion.

Exactly!