The amount of bad music I have had to pretend to like to sleep with cute boys can never be underestimated.

Being Christian and being ignorant is not the same thing. I don't see anything offensive for one's Christian beliefs in this article.

No..."stoned" as in "my girlfriend ruined my Xbox profile so I went all ancient Medo-Persian and stoned her azz". That's 2 games, max.

Who can blame Jeter for asking someone else to be the one who sucks ass for once?

Jane Austin's novels primarily concern plucky young women having to choose between dashing alt-country singers and earnest Java developers all the while set in the glamorous backdrop of a three hour line-up for BBQ.

"Yeah, you know what Roger, that excuse fucking stinks."