It’s like if 2002 Maddox stripped away any semblance of irony and 2005 Simmons maxed out the Sports Bro persona to run a sports blog together in 2019.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

I feel like people on this site used to be better at getting jokes.

I was all set to be outraged but you’ve completely changed my mind with your brilliant and articulate dissection of the facts at hand and declaration they “don’t make sense” to you.

Seriously, fuck you and the Joe Pa dick you rode in on.

Your work here is done. Now back to the music blogs to tell fans how overrated Prince was.

So.... a 9 year old girl completed a course designed for what is the most elite outfit of our arsenal? I think? And we’re STILL having the conversation about whether women should be integrated into certain ranks within our armed forces?

I thought the most harsh you could get with “Bless your heart” was to say it to someone’s face, but I was wrong; the true nuclear move is to say it to a reporter doing a Vanity Fair profile they will DEFINITELY read

It’s them!

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)

I wonder if falling a lot during his career led to CTE and depression.

Okay, they were never openly horrible to me but they were to my neighbours and friends, and Their open kitchen window is right across from my very thin front door so I have heard many things I never wanted to hear. These people are clearly fucked up, but they’re also just plain weird.

Can we talk about the production values of the snowboarding video?

Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

And they have shovels aplenty, don't they?

From personal experience: cops simply don’t want to deal with 'women-shit'. They abhor domestic calls - beyond anything else. Nor are they trained properly to deal with them.. It’s always because of a crazy-assed female.

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

the second i saw this headline and that ellie wrote it, my heart fluttered in excitement.

I am reevaluating my thoughts on the death penalty rn, tbh