I can't even with this article. Eat what you want. Fuck who you want and in whatever hole you want. Be in the relationships you want, and be emotionally honest in all of them. You'll be so much happier than anyone who thinks as much about the labels placed on themselves and others as this author, who seriously needs…

I'm doing it right now: staying in a fuckbuddy situation with an emotionally-crippled, over-indulged 28-year-old man who is really about 16-18, emotionally. I'm his friend/redo/rebound after cheating on his girlfriend "for the last time." "THE LAST TIME" WHAT AM I EVEN...He works in food service, so he comes over at…

Pro makeup artist here, and I'm going with a prosthetic chest piece for 2,000, Alex.

The Colts organization regularly sends flowers to the funerals of lifelong fans—like, small-town fans in 1-light towns as well as celebrities and former players. I love being a Hoosier.

My sister, at the tender age of 15, was a world-class equestrian. She made it onto the World Cup team and traveled, family (myself included) in tow, to South Africa. That's where all of the crazy things that ever happened to me while traveling happened to me.