So is the Tesla’s time really 1 hour 11.3 sec? Yup the Tesla is fast though. However if it has as the host says 700 odd horsepower shouldn’t you race against something with 700 hp?

With the easy to reach insurance papers compartment for those times when you must exit the vehicle quickly

Damn I just thought I could see in the dark....

Dang that Spellcheque!

Back in the last century I had a 1968 Firebird that had a silver needle on the speedometer. This second needle was movable by turning a small knob. If you set it to the speed limit (never) and you went faster a loud buzzer would sound and scare the shit out of you at the worst possible (high speed) time. 

Its............Jimmy Hoffa!

Referees don’t like when you practice this shot during the warm up.

Reasonably priced hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Look we talked about the f@@king TPS report yesterday. How many times do I have to ask you to staple the TPS report? Its not too much to ask, you don’t have to be a rocket surgeon.....

Well... at least the ignition works

A Montreal V-8! I like dat guy’s idea, here let me give him the Chicoutimi handshake!

Ran when parked

Balls of steel, uh windshield wiper you’re not helping, can’t see, distracting me, don’t want to die today, wiper are you listening? help a dude out...

The clutch! Oh the humanity!

Interesting idea but FFS can we move on from the gigantic fake grille crap that is on the front (and sometimes back) of so many new cars. Errr, where is the front bumper by the way? Unless that fake grille is made out of flexible plastic Granny is going to have a large repair bill the next time she taps the…

Excellent video. My top 3: Car smashes into building/coop , chicken runs out. Car smashes into building in the dark, light goes on in the house probably followed by “Mikä vittu oli se?” or “Vaimoni tuli juuri kotiin, tunsin hänen pysäköimään auton.” and hay bales, the unsung heroes of rallying.

I was waiting for the two red light runners to clear the intersection while I was making a left. Guy behind me leaning on his horn, losing his mind - he couldn’t see the maniacs booting it through the light. Then he saw and was so embarrassed that he turned off right away,  either that or me yelling at him to f off…

Spafe!

I remember in the last century when cell phones first appeared, there were fake plastic cell phones that you could buy so you could walk around looking cool. Picture someone walking around talking loudly into a brick. Cool man cool.