A Steven Seagal movie perhaps?

Said in the voice of Raymond Babbit “My mane man!”

Old guy here, I remember that phrase from the Fiat 124, 128 days. Sadly it still applies to the new stuff. I laughed when I saw the phrase they thought they could sell the company for parts and make more profit.... just like the cars....

Maybe:

Somebody was on the crack pipe when they came up with the fender flare idea. My car makes people happy... whenever I pull up to a crowd they are always laughing and pointing...

Not sure if the US has laws against this but in Vancouver there are a lot of these

I forgot to tell you this one important step for the ejector seat calibration adjustment, make sure the sunroof is open. Don’t ask me to explain.

The GO AHEAD MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A DORK AT THE GAS STATION feature on Toyota Matrixes: The automatic door lock has 4 different modes to automatically lock the doors when running, when shifting into drive, a no lock mode and the lock all doors even when the key is in the ignition and the driver opens the gas door and…

I am not a communist! Oh, sorry I thought you said Serling..

Ejector seat calibration adjustment

I see what you did there...

Guy A: Ok, I will run around in a circle and wave my arms

The way the power button is located directly across from the double buttons (that can be used to take a picture.) Try to use this method to take a picture with one hand...and the camera shuts off... The way we can’t change the sound of the Skype incoming message to something more attention getting.

Was kind of funny. I was enjoying it until.... I realized he sounds and acts exactly like Conan O’Brian. Same humour. Better hair though.

I think he said something about Trim!

He was pushing the brake pedal really hard

I am waiting on “Norm MacDonald pummels Adam Eget for spilling his gravy in the KFC drive through”

The only fuck I give about flying cars is when one comes crashing through my roof because Ativan von Furstinburg thought it was autonomous or was busy “giving a selfy” at 5000 feet. Imagine all the crazy stuff we see on Russian or Florida dash cams happening a mile over your house. Nope.

And the “soft drinks and cement” you are carrying