Bring A Wallet

Urine trouba now boy! (pronounced boah)

Man wouldn’t listen. I said listen! Whats the matter kid? I’m pitchin’ but you ain’t cathin’! (I was trying to quote Foghorn Leghorn but it started to sound like Dr. Phil... son I feel a “that dog won’t hunt!” coming on)

1) Could have called Maj. Pete VanPelt Linus instead of Beaver...

Trailer Park Boys Ricky begs to differ on the need for 4/4 doors...

The Corvette version of Cars and Coffee Mustang meets tree/lamp post ?

Hello very much.

Violence? lol he pushed a guy wearing a helmet and a visor onto the ice. Maybe worthy of the headline if his helmet was off....

More room back then because ....no seat belts, air bags, padded dashes... safety schmafety.

M8 equals MATE I be thinkin. For those of us that speak licence plate...

Within one second of the car stopping the announcers are saying “He’s fine” What do you mean he’s fine? One arm is moving, he could have a broken back, both legs etc, wtf

And was a wagon.... err with a swapped LS1 and 6 speed manual..

The difference between defamation of character and definition of character...

Before I coudn’t spell gradduate now I are one!

Hold my beer my dude and watch me prove my V-6 Mustang can do everything that a V-8 Mustang can do...... to a wall

Did you find that the cops didn’t really notice you because of the styling of the GTO? To me it almost seems like a sleeper, sort of like the G8. Stand on the gas pedal for a bit then blend in with traffic and watch the cop pull over the orange thing with the 9 foot wing on the trunk...

Corvette = driver automatically guilty of whatever caused that particular accident

Owner of ship changes name from Armas to Dumbass

So.... SA = the Aussie Florida?

Hey Tavarish could fix that.