Here is the opposite of that stuff Mr frequentlywong:

I find myself watching Youtube shows like Barn Find Hunter (guy searches for old cool cars and just looks and talks about them. He does not try to buy them using bile inducing phony bargaining like Fast and Loud/Classic Car Rescue etc.)

Every gearhead show apparently has to have an arbitrary (read “fake”) time deadline. Like Desert Car Kings where “omigod we have to finish the Buick Riveria in time for the auction but Cletus just dropped the windshield! Bad Cletus! what will we do now?” Meanwhile just before the last commercial break they had already…

I wonder if your wife would consider you “looking after” your child if you hung one of these from the chain hoist in your garage. Could learn new appreciation for cars, learn new words that begin with F....

Lol Wheeler Dealers is like the gearhead version of Flip this House. It makes the average person think they can do complete car (house) renos in no time. After all, it only took Edd China one episode to replace the frame on that Morgan.....

Pantera: If it was good enough for Tim Horton its good enough for me

You would think they could come up with better camo for the front besides the worlds largest car bra. Its like a flashing light and siren next to a sign that says do not look at me.

COTD!

His wife made him sell his old Triumph TR-7 and he vowed to get even....

+1 for using the word “twee”

LOL not to mention the kilometer of vacuum lines....

Looks like the cars and coffee parking lot after Gustov said here bro hold my malört and watch this!

The one with the most teeth loses

1) Buy Mustang

As part of our ongoing commitment to the best in customer care I’ll just be taking this GT40 out to make sure it pulls hard to red line in all the gears...

Cars and Coffee BMW guy: “See I told you! Tire pressure”

High quality work + painstaking detail - any good taste at all = this

Where do you work, Jalopnik Heaven Inc?

You win