since when does Brazzers count as “cinematic”?

He even keeps both hands on the ball all the way from the catch until he’s mid-sack so unless you think he’s possibly going for a rugby-style offload to Tunsil or McDonald I have no idea how you can call that an attempted pass.

FC United of Manchester are kind of a special case, they were formed as a protest by former Manchester United fans when Malcolm Glazer took over control of the team in 2005. As a result they’ve got a lot more fan support and money than an average 7th tier team and so they’ve been comparatively very successful in their…

As someone who’s just about 5'8" this must be the first time in my life I’ve been told that I should round down.

Question: if he managed to get traded by, say, noon Saturday, is there any rule that says he can’t suit up and play for his new team on Sunday? Curious if (m)any players have managed to play 17 games in the regular season.

Him and Jordan Peterson.

And if Lugo stayed in to pitch the 9th and the Mets win 10-4 then a) Callaway gets roasted for leaving him in and b) Lugo probably isn’t available for today’s game. This loss is squarely on the bullpen, if you can’t get 3 outs while protecting a 6-run lead you don’t deserve a major league roster spot.

Milk (or milk-based beverages) 100% should be on this list. Getting drunk on too many White Russians then puking up what was basically cottage cheese a few hours later is one of my worst uni memories.

Thaiss is going to need some Meditation to forget this.

The most pathetic thing about this team is that they apparently think going 7-8-1 doesn’t count as a “losing season”.

I hope UJCIOKJR is proud of him.

...no? You still need control to succeed, read one of the many articles on Trevor Rosenthal to show you what happens when you don’t have that control (spoiler: bad things happen).

My favorite thing about that Jones “highlight” video is at 0:19 when he so very nearly overthrows a wide-open receiver who is at most 15 yards away.

dude has a .400 OBP this year

and fiber

So this guy (who is undoubtedly a massive piece of shit) kills someone because of what might have happened in the future, and your response is to say we should kill him because of what might happen in the future?

or a domestic abuser who’s currently starting for him at shortstop

You might want to re-read the flag code since burning is the suggested method for disposal of a flag.

I’m British and I thought it was fucking hilarious (mostly because Phil Neville is a cunt and getting mad at someone for looking around a hotel is a ridiculous overreaction).

hope you’ve got a Ouija board handy