Funny you said that. I showed the picture of this car to my three year old and asked him if he liked it. He said yes. When I asked why he said “because it’s super fast.”

Maserati Four Door.

Well, the 4 year-olds who named the original back in 1956 are now 65 years old, so there’s that.

They could have called it the 812 Crap Sandwich, and I’d still want one.

“You’ll wear out your rear way before your front, so don’t worry if the wear is uneven.”

It’s not a real Micro Machines commercial unless this guy says it is.

Near as i can tell, each generation of the venerable Lexus RX crossover comes with a booklet entitled, “ How to Do Absolutely Everything Wrong At All Times.”

Couple of SECONDS.

Apparently my car came with someone’s dream rims.

Lena, Lena, Lena:

Gawkmodo, where speech is free as long as it fits the approved narrative.

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

Ugh, Lena Dunham:

This would be a #1 Bestseller in China.

My e36 M3 is cheaper than a therapist and more effective. That is all.

Always carry a chain for those surly bicyclists!

“Just a couple folks carving it up.....” I’m not sure I would use that term for what they were doing....maybe ‘wallowing’ ;)

“But it looks like the (motor)biker here didn’t appreciate it. That or he’s just terrible at keeping control of his bike.”

These racers are not here against their will, nor are you forced to watch the race against yours. All participants, bother racers and spectators, are volunteers. The value of one’s life is what one assigns to himself. We all value life differently, and none of us has the right (or should have) to tell another how to…