Great Christmas song ☺️

Speaking the truth.

Unpopular opinion: Love Actually, Home Alone, and A Christmas Story all suck.

Are people actually excited about this? I'm assuming they're people who haven't watched the show since they were six and don't realize how truly cringeworthy and awful it was.

I was on once December 1st or 2nd. It’s my favorite too. :)

Ah yes, because white men deserve everything and thus other races and genders succeeding is taking away what they’re entitled to.

The best Christmas songs:

I always have to scrape frosting off of cake, but I’ll pile on homemade whipped cream on my pies like nobody’s business.

Why would anyone fuck up perfectly good pie with cake?

What's more childish? Adults constantly whining about Millennials, that's what.

Freshman year is definitely a crazy time. I’m a junior now, and I probably talk/text my mom every day, but when I was a freshman I didn’t. When you’re adjusting to a whole new life it’s easy to neglect your old one.

I definitely had recurring sex dreams about Sirius Black. But this was back when I was quite young and just learning about sex, so they were weird in that I had no idea what the fuck I was imagining.

My dad cheated on my mom, and I cut him off after that. There’s definitely a line people cross that you can’t go back from.

I turned 21 today, so now I can legally put myself in an alcoholic coma when the world is too much.

If how you treat a minority group is how they’re always treated, it's not a fucking satire piece. It's just racism with an excuse.

He’s kind of an asshole in real life, so I imagine it’s just karma.

My arms just retracted into my body...

Potato roll, mayonnaise, mustard, turkey, stuffing, and a little dab of cranberry relish. Simple, yet goddamn delicious.

I’m not mad at this? Treating people who support your endeavors with respect is a good thing.

The Cherry Guy story made me physically ill.