I don’t want any of these teams. Raiders and Rams both up and left, so fuck you. Stay gone.

Wait... There will be a decision in 8 days on whether up to 3 teams relocate, but it takes 8 months to determine if someone let air out of a ball?

I feel like a lot of women, even very successful and 'together' ones, fall into the trap of thinking that they will be able to 'change' someone, or genuinely believe the red-flagy types when they say 'all my exs were just crazy.' I have several pretty, smart, successful friends/family that have fallen for that-…

I hear the best way to win a legal custody battle is to bitch about it on twitter...

You forgot the part where said child pornography’s existence at your household was acknowledged, just not sought by you personally.

Ladies, if the guy you’re dating lists one of his hobbies as “militia”: DEALBREAKER.

Why don’t we just call them what they are? Why don’t we just call them thugs?

“had their sentences vacated, and were re-convicted this fall”

Hi. Why do you continue to refer to them as “Armed militia”? They are white men armed to the teeth and have taken over government property. Illegally. They are not a “militia” and you, and everyone, knows this bit of information. What is the guideline you are following that requires (?) you to refer to them with that…

Woman Has Brain, Doesn’t Understand Dumbass Men

I’m glad someone else brought that up. I laughed so fucking hard. He was so mad! Who gets mad about that???

But golfers are not cheats.

Did anyone else hear that hilarious take he had on players hurting themselves when hurdling defenders. Something along the lines of: “How dare the media hype up these plays!”

He almost did! Thiiiiiiis close.

Loaded in more than one sense of the word. Honestly, this strikes me as much more of him not giving a shit and doing whatever he wants than him actually being an alcoholic.

But I don’t know what, if anything, the Browns can do for him.

He has afflueza.

Why would Dallas want him, though?

Untreated concussion and worsening drinking problem. That’s a recipe for a young death if ever I’ve heard one.