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Love how his face evolves from ‘seeing where its going...hoping he doesn’t go there...all hope is lost’

I’m a scientist, so I constantly have to convert back and forth between the metric system and freedom units.

Be fair, I’m pretty sure those are aftermarket?

He is the worst for other reasons, but she took off her top and she has breast implants. Come on. Do you really think she was offended? She was prancing around topless. And I say this as someone who is a sex-worker.

“Wow, what is in that cup?” Anderson asked quietly.

Accurate.

Very subtle. Couldn’t even offer a fake reason for this sudden interest in Hawkeye football?

Cardinal sin.

Pandering Level: Desperate

Again, everyone else understood so it’s just you, buddy.

LOL

I noticed you’ve dismissed replies that explained exactly what she meant so clearly you’re not interested in a discussion.

I think it’s pretty clear that she’s referring to the world of sports in general. Serena is very likely the greatest active athlete amongst ALL sports but she rarely gets that credit.

She’s talking about her life, not tennis. People overlook women's tennis, full stop.

It’s a little known mathematical fact but Anything + Maya = Awesome. You know how anything x 0 = 0? Same idea.

It makes perfect sense to any WoC (or if you’ve followed her career.)

I was just coming to say Serena+Maya=Awesome. Lindsay+Maya≠Awesome.

Because she’s not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size and she’s a black woman. But that’s ok; they try so much but they can’t touch her inner mystery.

Sorry Lindsay Lohan, Serena wins this round of best quotation of Maya Angelou.