An educated, informed populace is a threat to authoritarian regimes, and less easy to control. Free access to information is also a threat. Librarian here.

Fitting, and absolutely true:

Esther, what are you sitting here slandering Hershey’s chocolate as the worst Halloween candy when Charleston Chew, Good & Plenty, Bit-o-Honey and Necco Wafers are floating around? Not to say anything of raisins!

If Hersheys is the worst you can conjure, you grew up in some high end trick or treating territory.

If it wasn't reported stolen until after it was announced for auction, I'm #TeamSara.

As Chris Rock said “there are black people who aren’t even born yet who won’t vote for him.”

But queer people can turn water to ice or teleport. It's why there can be infighting in the LGBT+ community because Bi people can do both and it's just not fair. 

Warm Bodies is a Rom-Com-Zom

Or the fact that Shaun of the Dead actually billed itself as a Rom-Com-Zom

Watching thematically appropriate yet mediocre movies is what seasonal movies are all about. 

the suggestion that a woman schedule a premarital exam ‘to confirm that her body is ready for sex’ and explore using a vaginal dilator

“I’m a homophobe but I ain’t no racist”.... basically he’s a an asshole. (Is it me or did Jez bring Big time small time dicks back from the grave? This is the first I’ve seen of it in a while.)

What I don’t get is why people seem to be falling over themselves to get this contingent of white middle aged men on their wagon, who seem to make decisions based on mostly on some illogical sniff test. It’s been shown time and again that you can win without appealing to this voting block at all, so why do people…

Not the first time she has made an appearance here:

I’ve...had this friend? I’m so embarrassed now that we were ever “friends.”

By now he can probably fit both at once.

Dystopian events repackaged as feel good stories are really getting old

I’d also like to echo everyone else’s sentiments- you only need to look at her insta to see how aspirational rather than realistic this is :( Maybe saying no to her family and making memories was turning down a third/fourth holiday in 2019

Joe Biden could not get through a single sentence without a stammer, a flub, a badly misused word, or flat out interrupting himself five words in with an unrelated thought. A mess.

Let’s just say she handled it better than I would have:

¿Porque no los dos?

May I just say that calling out “Etnies” here (instead of, say, Vans) really shows an attention to detail and level of workmanship in your craft that we just don’t see too often these days.