Is there a reason to leave off Good Omens, where he’s a literal demon with the eyes of a cat and I still thought “eh, well ok”

The thing the poll worker fails to mention is that per GA law (Election code: 183-1-12.11)if there are issues with voting machines or the wait is 30+ minutes you can request an emergency ballot, this isn’t a provisional ballot it’s a full paper ballot- she should have offered it to folks that didn’t want to wait.…

This is a beautiful and uplifting story of indentured servitude!

All I want is for someone visiting here to file for a social security card for their unborn child, preferably from a “shithole country”, just to see how quick this fetal personhood shit gets overturned. Any takers?

Just came here to say that North West got that dress at Target for $30-Stars they’re just like us! Except they cross promote their entire lives...

I thought we’d all agreed by now that we’d just make sure he got into art school and leave the anti-antisemitism as his side hustle?

Here’s a fun thing that they left out: the cost of a “consultant”. When I delivered my daughter I had a “consultant anesthesiologist” that cost me $6,000. With my son the staff anesthesiologist cost $3,000. In both cases I simply asked the midwife for an epidural and someone showed up. I had no control over the…

Actually he’s been branded a racist since 1973 when he was specifically named in the largest Fair Housing Lawsuit in US history for his direct engagement and policy making in his father’s property management company. These policies and activities blocked people of color from leasing apartments his father owned.

Though I enjoy your use of Miss Americae what would one call a group of beauty pageant contestants? A ‘starvation’ of pageant contestants? a ‘simper’? an ‘ambition’? I feel like we need a word for this...

Frankly I’m surprised it took so long to get to the “I’m sorry baby , I didn’t mean it, I’ll never do it again” portion of his abuse cycle...

Is running ‘virtuous’ now? Jokes on you mom, I’ve been skipping church to run for decades!!

by 3 year old’s degree, Mister Bingley Toast!

Actually if anything, that intern and you an I are the president’s AND the congressmember’s boss because we’re his goddamn board of directors and he’s supposed to be working for us. Personally I’m looking forward to firing his ass.

I’m sorry but my first thought was the flight attendant who told her to “lower her voice” was probably a mom. A mom who just wanted to have a few hours without screaming or having to clean up pee from a human that was only 2 steps above feral and somehow managed to get both.

THANK YOU. Literally no news source is acting like this is a weird and totally gross request.

“At the time, according to the LA Times, the Beales were eating $180 worth of ice cream a month.”

TBH I thought it was a story about this guy until i read the headline:

NRA v. Walmart

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Can confirm 4 years of “take back the night” college marches 96-2000.