Don’t know which is my favorite tidbit: the price, or the artist describing it as an homage to when Washington “crossed Valley Forge”.

Good God, yes.  Any solution that doesn’t involve inconveniencing their corporate overlords.

Strengthening families is easy. More jobs that pay a living wage.

So when the perpetrator murders his wife, we need to make certain that we don’t rush to any judgment. But when the perpetrator is a five-year old from El Salvador, then we need to come down like Mjolnir on these lawbreakers?

It took a few seconds for my brain to sort out exactly what I was seeing.  It didn’t get any better when it was done...

Umm, those are HIDEOUS to me, but she’s def getting her new boot goofin’ on!

Wait. Hold up. Do you truly not know who Miss Piggy is? 

That is a great star.

It’s weird that the skipped trip narrative is being entirely rewritten now to accomodate a nonexistent relationship, when the consensus at the time was that TB skipped to spend time with his mother, who was recovering from cancer at the time.

Modern psychology was born in part because of the war. Look up the history of art therapy...that’s your answer right there.

Americans really shouldn’t be happy about the economy. Prices are rising in the USA because of the tariffs Trump has placed on other countries. Things you think are made in America use parts or metals from other countries. So yep, economy might be up, but you desperately need it since you’re going to have to pay more.…

Seek out her twitter, you’ll have even less sympathy. She’s a white girl endlessly tweeting about social injustice and openly shaming her Dad for not giving her more money for college, yet she steals from a PoC woman and doesn’t even TRY to attribute her till caught.

Maybe she’s not planning to. Maybe she’s actually a couple thousand years old, and every time she starts to show her age she hunts down, kills, and eats some poor person to extend her youthful appearance for another century.

“His dad was the scary old guy in Twin Peaks.”

SAME.

That’s a gofundme I would donate to

Tariffs are the greatest! Either a country which has treated the United States unfairly on Trade negotiates a fair deal, or it gets hit with Tariffs. It’s as simple as that - and everybody’s talking! Remember, we are the “piggy bank” that’s being robbed.

Cheated. Sabotaged his sobriety. Emotionally abused him. Cost him work. Mocked Michael Jackson. Gave him a marriage ultimatum. Led him on about getting married. Joined a competing satirical Velvet Underground tribute bound and sniped all the potential Pizza Underground mitzvah and wedding jobs. Greeted him only by…