OF FUCKING COURSE Trumpy Chris Pratt submits a Bible quote.

Paris Hilton has never had Botox or fillers or plastic surgery of ANY KIND.

the little wizened carrots represent Charles’ cock

Meh. I’m still for it. I think it’s overall still helping to normalize bf, even though glamourized breastfeeding is still hilarious to me.

I keep saying SOMEONE needs to make a grocery store with a Smaland. I would shop nowhere else ever again. 

Tell ‘em what they’ve won!!

only tangentially related, but i feel the need to share:

*APPLAUSE*

Another conservative that struggles with personal responsibility. Shocking.

Good parents keep teaching their children even after those kids become fucktards.

Seems Putin is a gifted musician...cause he just played Trump , his base and the GOP like a fiddle in that conference.

‘the aunt from My Big Fat Greek Wedding’. Formally known as Andrea Martin, a comedy icon.

I know next to nothing about the Royal fam and have very little interest, but that does seem very sad. Perhaps he’s a bad dude and that why he’s being shunned? Dunno.

Every country that isn’t under Russian control enjoys more freedom than the US. 

Auto Mechanic: I see the problem

What?

The first iteration of this article I came across was on Buzz Feed this morning, while I was scrounging for quarters so I could go to the laundromat.

I would very much enjoy the money and the ability to ride Prince Hot Ginge’s royal fleshscepter whenever I wanted, but everything else about being a royal sounds like a lesser level of hell to me. She held her husband’s elbow at an event? She crossed her legs at the knee? She expressed an opinion?!?! CRUCIFY THE HUSSY.

Y’all crack me up. 35? The thirties are the shit! The forties are the shit! Fifties? Sure, the hangovers get worse and hair goes grey, but shit - Any day you wake up on the sunny side of the topsoil is pretty good!