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I don’t think Camille is unlikable. She’s a mess, sure, but not really unlikable to me. Libby in Dark Places is probably more unlikable, though she has an even more fucked-up childhood than Camille’s.

This is typical baby of the family whining. Geez! You guys are the most loved and get away with the most shit. - signed, Oldest.

Well, where else would you find a payphone? The 3 that exist are FILTHY. Bring your own. 

What you are doing is illegal and you will face consequences for it eventually. 

... Or she knew she was better off losing money for a few months or years than to leave the job market and try to get back in once the kids were in school.

Good thing she's in no way responsible for his actions. "I don't fucking know" is a perfectly appropriate and justified response to such a question.

i wanna be a tipsy outsider when i grow up.

I’ll never not miss Kara when it comes to these - we need a Shade Court ruling on that Page Six Tiffany Trump bit! I think shaaaaaaade.

Maybe when the assholes start calling the cops on a white kids lemonade stand or a white family bbq or a white candidate out canvassing her constituents 

The weird thing about making movies is that they are expensive to make and the people who front the money for them expect to get the money back. Ideally with some extra money on top! That’s one of the reasons why some actors are paid more than others. They draw an audience to the box office! There’s a good chance that

Also true of my slutty cousin

Just wanted to say that Jessica Simpson’s brand maternity clothes are the shit. They’re the only pieces I bought during my pregnancy that made me feel like a put together human woman and not an incubator whale. Definitely stocking up and giving her allllll the money for postmates next time around!

I thought the Post Office did not pay for copywritten material so why didn’t they ask the artist once they realized their mistake? If he said yes, great. If not, off to the shredder and pay him a little bit to keep him happy. A bummer but likely cheaper than $3.5 million.

Not the worst, but pretty bad. Forced feminization as punishment just reinforces the idea that women are lesser.

It’s a little bit sad when you realize “Reno 911" featured some of the most responsible police work in the United States.

Yes!  My first thought was that she was going for the camera.  Then I was like, “Where the hell is she going?” We soon found out...

Before I watched the video, I thought you were joking.

“Since a startling brush with violent suicidal ideation at age 12, the isolating and sadly crucial science of preventing myself from lying on the floor in a fetal position and never getting back up has been my life’s most invisible work.”