Black Swan Interns Make Swan Dive Into Legal Battle! Footman Tries to Catch Fox Flatfooted!

Black Swan Interns Make Swan Dive Into Legal Battle! Footman Tries to Catch Fox Flatfooted!

Fred Willard Not Best in Show! Lank Yank Wanks In Rank Spank Bank, Still In Good Humor After Rumor!

Fred Willard Not Best in Show! Lank Yank Wanks In Rank Spank Bank, Still In Good Humor After Rumor!

I Spider-can-do-it! Parks Official Will Partake In Pleasant Private Pawnee Debate, Won't Spread Hate, But Will Satiate With Opinions That Are Great. Don't Be Late!

I Spider-can-do-it! Parks Official Will Partake In Pleasant Private Pawnee Debate, Won't Spread Hate, But Will Satiate With Opinions That Are Great. Don't Be Late!

Bugle Bungle! Cranky Reporter No Good Sport-er! Bugle Editor Toots Own Horn While Sounding Off At Local Official. Needs Less Pictures Of Spiderman And More Practice Being a Lighter Man.

Bugle Bungle! Cranky Reporter No Good Sport-er! Bugle Editor Toots Own Horn While Sounding Off At Local Official. Needs Less Pictures Of Spiderman And More Practice Being a Lighter Man.

Chuck E. Cheese Chucks Out Cheesy Design! Rat-ical Makeover Seeks Pizz-of Youth Market, Though Critics Aren't Game. For This Mascot, It Looks Like It's No More Mr. Mice Guy.

Chuck E. Cheese Chucks Out Cheesy Design! Rat-ical Makeover Seeks Pizz-of Youth Market, Though Critics Aren't Game. For This Mascot, It Looks Like It's No More Mr. Mice Guy.

Tom Cruise Has One Shot To Jack Up His Career, But It's A Real Reach! Scientology Preacher And Hollywood Creature Cruises Way Into Reacher Role, No Teacher For Good Acting But Is Still A Real Peach…er….! 

Tom Cruise Has One Shot To Jack Up His Career, But It's A Real Reach! Scientology Preacher And Hollywood Creature Cruises Way Into Reacher Role, No Teacher For Good Acting But Is Still A Real Peach…er….! 

Leave the punmanship to the experts son.

Leave the punmanship to the experts son.

Shore Shores Up Cash For Beached Sequel! Alki Key to Success, as In the Army Now Now At War With Enemy Films, Lines Up Sights for Box Office Surrender.

Shore Shores Up Cash For Beached Sequel! Alki Key to Success, as In the Army Now Now At War With Enemy Films, Lines Up Sights for Box Office Surrender.

Greendale Heist Goes Off Nice! Dang Chang Hangs After While Troy and Britta Bang. Dean Redeemed and Cleans Up With Greendale Team, Giving College New Sheen.

Greendale Heist Goes Off Nice! Dang Chang Hangs After While Troy and Britta Bang. Dean Redeemed and Cleans Up With Greendale Team, Giving College New Sheen.

Sorkin Gets Jobs-related Job! One of Hollywood's Few Good Men Takes Isaacson's Biopic Under His Wing. This is No Sunset Strip of His Career, but Will Lead to a New Awards Night.

The New City Council Woman is Totally Knope! Newport Good Sport in Loss, as Pawnee Takes a Leslie-p of Faith and Lets Parks Official Park Her Ass in Vacant City Council Chair.