Hail to the Chief! Dope Knope Governs Greatly and Secures Lasting Legacy!

I too lost a recall vote recently, the recall vote I held in my mind determining whether I really wanted to keep doing this, held due to a long stretch of months with no good ideas. As such, I retire from my post as Gimmick Accountcilwoman in good grace. Or to put it in terms I'm more comfortable with:

Eagleton Sucks: Out of Bucks And Out of Luck! Snooty and Snide Sister City Sinks! Bald-Faced Eagleton Now An Endangered Species!

Boisterous Boise Breaks Bad! Aaron Paul's Sharin' Call casts Barren Pall Over Small Town.

AMC Willing to No Longer Be Schilling the Not-Thrilling Killing! Channel has "Something Less" With Death of Veena Sud Dud.

Belize Brings Breaking Bad a Break! Vacation Plans Now Belize-y Peasy for Cranston and Crew.

Mermaids Have it Mer-Made! Mermaid Mania Makes Money for Many Months, After Splashing Success of Suspect Specials.

Camp Gets Stamp of Disapproval! Carrie Raislers Hell Over Damp, Cramped Pilot.

NBC Orders Second…wait no…Additional Servings of, no…

Stop Your Sign Offs and Sayanoras! Sexy Showstopper Series Signs for Super Sixth Season!

*hangs head in shame*

The Parks Department is a Whole New Animal! Ludgate Opens Gates to New Parks Perks! Animal Control is Out of the Doghouse and Through Horsing Around, Ready to Have a Cow by Dovetailing Two Deer-partments, Avoiding Cat-tastrophe.

Ice Clown Wants Town Crown But Wound Up With Ounce Stone Downtown. Fiancee Found Town too Proud to Crown Clown, has Cow, not Wow-ed.

CBS Demand-y More Mandy Moore! Heller Has Hella Time Advocating Advocates For Moore to Tour So She Won't Whore.

Merry Marriage Not Marred by Juiced Jamm! Wyatt Asks "Why Not?", And Knope Scopes Sudden Ceremony. City Hall is Perfect Sprawl for Wedding After Brawl.

Polar Bears Tears Hair, Can't Bear Without My Care!

Smash Crash! Faint Ratings Of Singing Wing-ding Rings Failure for NBC. Manic Musical Is Now Mushy Mess.

But I have all these ideas Shauna! I've already made a binder!

But I have all these ideas Shauna! I've already made a binder!

Ben's Bros Beget Best Bachelor Bash! Group Saddles Up With Colts, Smears Some Beer, and Raise the Steaks in a Post-Bored Game Party. And Jerry Did Something Too I Think.