Hahahaha, I live in Albuquerque (ugghh) and it’s pretty well talked about in any gym that Jon loves him some blow.

What gets you harder, Black Grantland or Jon Jones?

27,000 words and you didn't even tell us who he fucked to start off the redemption tour.

this is a good post for you given that no one you’re related to wants to spend it with you.

I’m not sure you can put that one on the “byzantine rulebook.” I’m pretty sure even casual fans know of the down by contact distinction between college and NFL. That’s like forgetting that a receiver needs to get two feet in rather than one.

Obviously, I want to be friends with this guy, but I don’t want to be desperate in my attempts.

Not only are you wrong, but you’re also a dick-swinging asshole. Congrats on winning all the internet awards douche.

oh look, Kevin Draper finally got something right, and he’s gonna make sure you know about it. Something about broken clocks, blah, blah, blah...

legit, though... these are some asshole tweets

I deserve more than 11 carries

always good to pop on and see who falls for the troll jobs

don’t worry... he’s getting paid. You just don’t hear about it

Elliott’s right...

“He isn’t paid” ... at Ohio State. Probably not at all true.

Only if you take the OP’s comment literally.

They’ve had 50 and 49 wins the last two seasons in the toughest division in the NBA while taking the eventual champion to 7 games in the opening round two seasons ago... but sure, you need to feel smart today, so we’ll give you an exemption here.

So white

If anything, this will be a resume-leading win for UNI.

Nah, its the video and public backlash. He is still only 28 and had 1 down year. Year before he averaged over 4 a carry

Deadspin doesn’t allow second chances.