He does have a point here about the name

you had panic attacks because you suck at life... not because of any harassment.

Cool. Quit being fat then.

No you didn’t... but it makes a good story on a comment board.

so do you or don’t you want us to avoid all things NFL today?

legit, though... these are some asshole tweets

I deserve more than 11 carries

if MSU wins next week, OSU is out. No need to go drastic and root for Michigan.

Dude has “free agent signing an hour after the draft” written all over him

always good to pop on and see who falls for the troll jobs

don’t worry... he’s getting paid. You just don’t hear about it

Elliott’s right...

They’ve had 50 and 49 wins the last two seasons in the toughest division in the NBA while taking the eventual champion to 7 games in the opening round two seasons ago... but sure, you need to feel smart today, so we’ll give you an exemption here.

shhhhhh. I’m Latino ;)

so to be clear from your statement, all black people dislike storming courts, yet black people would never criticize anyone for storming courts. Seems like quite the conundrum for the black community.

hey, the old race shaming game already?! At least wait until Monday until you jump back to be racist.

If anything, this will be a resume-leading win for UNI.

seeing that there’s already video set-up, and the bear seems to take to him, maybe (JUST MAYBE) this guy is a trained professional. I know here on Deadspin we don’t have time to ask questions, though.

I’m more interested in a more relevant topic - is Albert Burneko ever right?

Just figured I’d add in some more accuracy and context