Seriously. 9 times out of 10, if I try to watch a video on my phone, it just freezes after the ad and never plays the video.

if Donald Trump promises that I’ll see less JJ Watt on my TV, then I’ll vote for him

I see what you did there! +1!

Hahahahahaha.

This is really long and I didn’t read it.

I’m glad this guy is finally getting some mainstream attention, maybe he can get a few commercials out of it.

Different Reggie, but I was at a Grizzlies/Clippers playoff game once and was heckling Reggie Evans during shoot around. It was Mother’s Day and I was sitting directly behind the Clippers bench. After he clanged a couple free throws and had heard enough from me, he walked over, grabbed himself and said, “Tell your mom…

agreed that there are nuts on both sides of the aisle and neither side can seem to see their similarities

does anyone have a worse video player platform than ESPN?

This IS what it’s like talking to someone with a weird level of self shame who can’t separate a three-decades old comedy movie from real life

but man what? Quit being such a pussy and just enjoy it for what it is. Fuck man.

alright I’ll say it - I would absolutely hate to hang out at your place today

Anything Gawker-ites do not agree with is considered racist, didn’t you know that?

Well that’s a conveniently racist outlook... I appreciate that you ignore facts because you have a racial axe to grind.

Earliest I can go back to is Herman Moore doing it all the time.

now would be a good time to point out that NFL players have been doing that for a couple decades

Oh boy, here come the “Oh, boy. Here come the “See, I told you he was a thug! tweets.” tweets.

Good afternoon Cam!

White People Are Running Out Of Reasons To Hate Cam Newton’s Pay-For-Play Scandal

By all means, let’s take this incident in which a certifiable kook took 3 people’s lives, and focus on the time he pushed his wife, and segue into “widespread” white male privilege, patriarchy, etc, etc.