A bromance for the ages....

He has, in the past, put pictures of students up and mocked them on stage. Good for Berkeley students for protecting their own.

Every time Obama used the plane: HOW DARE HE WASTE OUR MONELY LIKE THIS GOOD GAWED!

The fact is they either are racist or they looked at a man who threatened to legislate against the safety and freedom of groups of people to which they did not belong and thought that was fine. Which is, you know, racist. They’re racist. They need to take a hard look at themselves.

“I told you...to clap....”

How does she handle high collared blouses?! They drive me insane. I pull on the neck all day.

“He/She already got away with it so move on” is like...one of their legit arguments.

I pretty much assume any given Repub is in a constant state of trying to defund PP.

I like to re-watch Mickey Rourke’s monologue from Expendables. Gosh darn, man. No one else is taking this seriously. Bring it down.

My parents insisted on getting us nice china. It’s still in the boxes. She asks about it every year. Did you get the nice china out for Thanksgiving? No, mom. I work eleven billion hours in a week you’re lucky there’s turkey. These plates are fine. You should have spent that money on literally anything else.

I think he thinks the briefs are like the morning news..... Like just a state of the nation thing....

If only someone had warned them.

I think it’s at least partially the competitive nature of skating that bothers people.

Look I don’t want to care for my child in any way, I just want to be reassured that I own them.

There’s a political correctness in this country that would say that if you USED A SLUR on a radio show, that you should be drummed out of public life.

Beauty and the Beast always seemed like a better example of Lima Syndrome - when a hostage taker begins to identify with their hostage. Belle doesn’t change or give in, the Beast does.

Meijer has the best floppy comfy sweaters for winter! Also I bought a sweet Pikachu shirt there on Sunday.

That happened to me all the time when I owned a Toyota in Michigan...about 10 years ago. I started carrying around this letter I got about how my Toyota had been completely manufactured in California, which was fun to show people.