Clearly a woman can only have a voice if she’s talking about something completely different than the men she knows!

Not ‘they’re famous’ it’s ‘they made art.’ What beautiful utopia are you imagining ever existed where everything everyone made was celebrated equally and no one ever when ‘eh. I don’t like it?’

It IS complicated. You’re trying to make it very simple. Because it’s easier to believe there’s something to blame rather than the randomness of an uncaring universe.

How do you cut cake?

New Yorker batting a thousand this month.

I thought this was an artsy picture of a model. She’s so beautiful.

We know it’s you, Calvin.

Or Leia. We already kinda know Han’s past. I want to see a princess who runs rebel missions on the side.

Oh I though it was well done. Sorry you didn’t like it.

My friend wrote a really smart detailed analysis of this poem! He is not in sixth grade, but he did a good job anyway:

Wait for real??!!1

I feel he’s got his eye on Ashton Adams, that lovely young lady he just promoted.

I want him.

He was giving a professional talk? And thus is held to professional standards?

When I was finishing my graduate degree I was encouraged to take a left turn in to a semi-related field, so I took a class in it. One of the first papers we read was a well-regarded paper suggesting that the one thing wrong with literature and communication was that it was full of women and thus full of feelings and…

I don’t understand any of the clothing in that picture.

Ah yes. Male and female animals...with their separate bathrooms. Nature is truly amazing.

That crying looks suuuuuper fake. The kids obviously are upset, but she looks like she’s hamming it big time.

I imagine the parents at the last public execution lamented the same thing.... Alas you can never go home again.

He’s embarrassed you see! So embarrassed. It’s an embarrassing thing! He has the bad feelings and that’s the wooooooooorst. So we’re cool, right?