um...

I love that they don't explain what 'inspected' means. What, they went and looked at them 22 times? That doesn't mean they were doing anything.

Yes! I will wear this and then I will go on a ship! And then the ship will crash and I will cling to the...whatsit...front part with the mermaid, and then I will dive into the sea and swim to shore and be helped to land by my one true love and we will stand on the beach as the wind unfurls my skirt toward the surf and…

This looks like my wedding dress! (Kinda)

NO SMILING ON THE RUNWAY!

Loving the way this fabric just...sits there like platicy skin. Fashion!

I'm okay with this, but also meh?

That was my concern. Not for me then. Boo.

Can you really do this lazy belt thing? Because now I want to try it.

I am in LOVE!

Emewgency? Really? Not Catastrophe? Acatcident? Purrdicament? Calam-kitty? Clawndry? Kituation? Come on now.

Emewgency? Really? Not Catastrophe? Acatcident? Purrdicament? Calam-kitty? Clawndry? Kituation? Come on now.

Hey there!

I don't understand why I should be offended by this. Isn't he just saying like...women like sex so let's make a whole lot of very different kinds of porn and people will find what they like.

Honestly the weirdest thing about this was that he wants her available 2-3 FULL days a week AND weekends. When does this girl work?

Buying a few nice things for yourself (or a goddamn coffee for crying out loud) doesn't mean they also have the hundreds to thousands of dollars a month to live alone. This is like saying "Jeeze, if you want a yacht so bad just stop drinking lattes and getting a new skirt and stuff. Gawd."

Don't point out you're a girl? Shall I wear a disguise too? Shall I say, in a fake low voice, "who me? No I'm...Joe. Joey. Totes a dude. Toooootes."

Um it’s obvi a dinglehopper

I want all of these things.

What is with Dove lately? I remember Dove commercials featuring sexy, confident ladies. Their new campaign seems to be 'We can make you suck less, because we know you know you suck."