Schneiderman has already put out a statement that NYS is willing to sue the fuck out of them.

I hope the Green Party voters are happy. I hope all the young people who didn’t vote are happy.

Kinda pointless as Trump promised to destroy it altogether and Trump hasn’t backtracked on anything yet.

Hard to believe that post-douchebag Jess would still be single and pining over Rory. That boy would have moved on.

If there is ANY chance she could win, then she owes it to the world to try.

But it feels like a long shot at best and sadly, nothing more.

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

I wrote my goddamn M.A. thesis on the MEK and no matter how much they paid lobbyists and politicians and spin masters to get off the list of Designated Foreign Terrorist Organizations (FTOs), please make NO MISTAKE that the Mujahedin-e-Khalq is 100% still a terrorist organization. They are still considered such by…

But Voldemort could read.

I never thought I’d say this, but I hope that Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and John McCain are the petty, vindictive buttholes that they’ve proven themselves to be.

Remember when Trump issued his list of executive orders he planned to implement within his first 100 days and one of them was going to bar anyone in a presidential administration from ever being able to lobby for a foreign government? Someone should remind him it was on the list.

Emails!

Hillary gave speeches to Goldman Sachs! That’s terrible!

But she didn’t lay all the blame on him. It was 30 minute phone call that got into ALL the reasons she lost. In fact, that is exactly what the lifted quote says.

I don’t think it changed the mind of anyone who voted on Tuesday but I would suspect it affected voter turn out for her.

she’s all “when should I take the trash out?” like a god damn professional. Her dad is all “what?” like a fucking punk beeyotch

Could the Manzos/Lauritas please stop taking Jacqueline to the plastic surgeon and get her ass to the psychiatrist instead because there’s no way that woman shouldn’t be on meds! She is the scariest most unstable thing to happen to RHONJ and, of course, her sick beast of an angry turd SWF ass would invite bug-eyed…

Short pants with knee socks is a fucking adorable outfit for a little boy, and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

my worst Miss U.