Finding ways to get out of paying your taxes is more unpatriotic than taking a knee during the national anthem. At least Colin Kaepernick pays his fair share of the taxes that go to actually paying the troops and supplying them with the supplies they need.

sorry everyone

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

Yes Ivanka, Cosmo readers do and should care about issues impacting women and children (and families of all kinds) which is why they fucking asked you those questions.

She fucked a poorly replicated Johnny Depp looking pirate at the vacation house they were at in one of the trips several seasons ago, and the cameras caught her on camera talking (in french) so whomever saying basically, pretend this ish never happened. I can’t be caught doing this ish.

LuAnn is one of those people who thinks that everyone else is a moron. She thinks if she says something often enough, people will just believe it. Tom seems to think the same thing after he tried to get Dorinda to go along with his bull. It’s a classic sign of a narcissist.

When the ladies went To St. Barts a few seasons ago and ended up having sex with some guy who looked a bit like Johnny Depp’s Jack Sparrow. Sonja had him one night, Luanne had him the next.

Luann is so delusional. “We didn’t have an open marriage. I never said that.” (cue footage) “It wasn’t open.” “He wanted to eff other women so I allowed it, but that is like being separated.”

The fact that she played all upset about being cheated on in Miami and then says shit like “they come willingly”. Are you fucking kidding me?!!!!

I think those failings you mentioned are exactly why Bethe hates Lu so much. She is LIKE her in some ways but also very different. Bethenny can be like you said. She does fuck people over for sure. You don’t get that far without it. But then she at least appears to feel bad about it (which can often be too little too…

I mean, agree to disagree?

The confrontation at the end between Bethenny and Luann was eeeeverything!!! I looooooooooved it and replayed it several times. The way Lu was not only repeatedly shut down as being full of shit by EVERYONE, but the way she kept insisting that she had proven she was right was insane. And the phone call- THAT PHONE…

I love that her “you don’t steal a man, they come willingly” was followed by her saying that the woman Tom was making out with at the bar was just waiting to get her hooks in him or some crap like that.

I can get on board with that. Makes total sense. She really has this frustrated Mother/Daughter thing with her because Lu is clearly a giant phony (and a giant asshole - That line she thinks is so clever “you don’t steal a man, they come willingly” is so freaking frustratingly horrible, just self-serving,…

I don’t think it’s so much that she’s out having a good time, that’s giving everyone a problem, as much of the fact that people appreciate you for being you... HELLO SONJA.

Agreed...about LuAnn reminding Bethenny of her mother and the worst in her.

I don’t know....this season was near perfection. No need to mess with success (although I could still take or leave Jules who added nothing to this season...)

Lu makes Bethenny so wild-eyed and crazy that she can’t (for once) think straight and shut her down properly like she normally does (not saying I support all of her shut downs). I think it’s because Luann is fully a real narcissist and it’s pretty clear that Bethenny’s Mother is one of those, and Bethenny’s worst…

There’s also the fact that Luann is a horrific liar and seems to believe that saying the same thing over and over and flipping her hair is tantamount to a credible defense

I want LuAnn to just evaporate into a mist and disappear.