BUT JASON WHAT ABOUT DUSTY CROPHOPPER.

Jason, I love you man, but you’re just wrong on this. Give it a rest.

I know there is a big thing on this site that this should be anatomically correct version, but actually seeing it on McQueen?

Wait, are you claiming that the right didn’t bitch about Obama?

Ugh. Fuck aggressive. It’s so early 2000s. Everybody is (or should be) over it. Almost nobody buying a performance 4-door full size sedan was interested in aggressive styling in the first place.

Nice Malibu.

Can’t say I’m sad about it. It was a pretty nice platform that GM seems to have gone out of their way to fumble. Ugly car, cheap interior, zero advertisement. No surprise it didn’t sell.

I’d like to think cruising in a groovy van would be a way to “fill holes” like the one in GMs van line-up, but I’m afraid you’ll be spending all your time filling holes in the cooling system. CP!

Expensive hot-rods that will be posted on Instagram by posers parked outside expensive coffee shops.

Looks like quality work though, so that’s cool.

Your bros were so preoccupied whether or not they could they didn’t stop to think if they should.

All of these emails really reinforce my belief that there were three types of Trump voters. 1) The “fuck you” vote, which encompasses the anti-PC sentiments, the “blow up the system” sentiments, and the “he’s not a politician” sentiments. Basically, people who felt, for various reasons, that the system either wasn’t…

Ah, the old “How dare you not tolerate my intolerance!” chestnut.

“I want to call out people on purely racial terms but not be called a racist.”

Translation: “I want my own safe space, dammit.”

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

Also, this:

Oh look, a reliable Jag that gets reasonable fuel mileage.

Hot take: Nobody lost or won anything. It was a barely disguised excuse for them to get together and do burnouts and shit in a parking lot, and they say as much on one of the Extra videos they put up on MToD.

Kind of an irrelevant point. What if your headgasket fails, what if you get a fuel leak, what if you get a blowout? Point is, any number of things can bork your car, this system adds some and takes some away. Nothing is ever foolproof.