First thing I thought of. 

Obligatory*

Yeah, not seeing the proof that the Mythbusters were wrong. They said it was possible, but idiotic.

Which is exactly the same conclusion here. 

“Most of the US budget is spent on social services.”

Note that for a developed nation, the US does not spend a lot as a percentage of GDP:

“Fun” doesn’t seem to factor into military aviation like, at all.

Also dagmars...Can’t forget those.

That rear 3/4 photo highlights the car’s biggest design flaw. It’s got a big ass.

no, it stays at all 9's forever. You have to get it to all 9's and then go to 1 mile on the trip odometer to indicate a million. 

Driving a car from showroom new to 1 million miles in a (relatively) short period of time is a feat of driving. That’s a person who did an amazing, physical, challenge. All they had to do was maintain the car according to spec (starting with a perfect example, mind you), and just, drive a lot.

Agreed. I've always hated that model Bugatti for that very reason. 

that looks more like a toilet seat to me

I am an Edsel fan!

Man I love the way this looks 

Malibu burns periodically. This is nothing new unless you’re a transplant whose never been through a bad California fire season.

Who hurt you?

You lost?

Pressing the clutch pedal in with your left foot, while simultaneously moving a gear lever with your right/left hand is the only description of a manual transmission that I will accept.

The weapons on many planes are disabled when the landing gear handle is down, don’t know about F16s though.

Not that I like fake shitty “Reality Shows”...nor that there isn’t a high level of giant tools in this particular portion of the car world, nor do I not think that actual street racing is bad. However...