WHAT KIND OF BAKING PAN IS THAT THO

One of my life goals is to crash one of their grand opening costume events (where a cow costume = get free food) with a small mob of people dressed in flamboyant cow costumes with bright hot pants and t-shirts that read “We’re Here, We’re Steer, Get Used To It”

The Elders of Zion addressed this in the 2012 revision of “How To Be A Gentile.”

This is a good observation and needs more stars.

FECK!! I’ve been doing it wrong!! I thought I was supposed to carry Mayo?? Someone call the Mossad and get the handbook changed! Dammit, how can I pass for White as a Jew if I don’t have the right sauce??????

Ahem. Wymyn-Fil-A.

A guy who came in second on American Idol.

Where was this parrot years ago?