I would also add this season of RHONY was fantastic.

I think there should be a category for Best Bit Player. My nominee is the goomba at the charity dinner for the sick baby in I think the second season of RHONJ? 2010: “The kind of tumor it is, it’s baby cancer!” Here is Lawson’s recap, sadly missing the critical quote but rife with captivating nicknames for all the…

Caity is a god.

Are you Caity Weaver’s mom? Because I think that was one of her brilliant audition pieces for Gawker: https://thehairpin.com/a-macabre-twist-a7b1e5b9b144#.atw6xhi2c

all you ACTUALLY need is a freezer and a box grater. Freeze the butter, grate it up, toss it with the flour, salt, sugar then mix in the cold water gently. You don’t want to make paste. Alternate method: food processor with half the butter and all the dry ingredients. Pulse till it looks like sand. Then add the other…

His lousy sentence construction leaves open the possibility that the black in the equation was the bear rather than the girl.