Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Someone better make damn sure those players don’t get paid, though. That would make a mockery of the whole thing.

So that’s why the Mariners have been crappy for so long... Right?

I want “3rd Rock From the Sun” back.

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

“You don’t need to teach out in the public all the time.”

Can I give it back...

You think he’s a hybrid? You’re a jackass.

I sincerely believe that the line of thinking that Will espouses above is completely part of the problem that gave rise to white nationalism, Trump, and all manner of other issues, rather than a solution. When our country is becoming more consciously divided than maybe anytime in the last 3 decades, many people’s…

Roses are red, nuts are brown,
Skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin,
When it’s stiff, stick it in.
It goes in dry and comes out wet,
And the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and starts to sag,
It’s not what you think, it’s a Starks’s Teabag!!

We really should start spreading rumors in China about the healing properties of Republicans.

Thank you for everything, Carrie. For your bravery and charm and your refusal to shut up or give up. For lifting the veil off mental illness. For refusing to be ashamed. And most of all for showing my daughter that being a princess isn’t just about finding a prince. You will be so missed.

Hmmm... interesting

This is wonderful. Thanks for a year’s worth of mirth and murderslays. Hears to 2017s having more Feinberg.

Real life lawyer here.

Diana, your work is incredible and important and thank you.

Diana, you’re strong AF.

Christmas was invented to remind poor people that they are not special, lazy, and deserve to work till they die. Merry Christmas America! Now get me my donut poor person.