This would NEVER work. I work for Sacramento Republic FC and us moving up at this point (even considering we’re on the top of the list for an expansion MLS club) would extremely difficult to downright impossible due to our stadium and other issues. We’re pretty much at the very top of the league in terms of…

Technically speaking, we never really KNOW that. From the books, we do know that he has grey-blue eyes and dark hair that falls in front of his face. His father was from Glencoe, Scotland and his mother was from the French-speaking part of Switzerland, but his Aunt lived near Canturbury. Fleming frequently voiced that…

Very few people know how difficult this is for a person who has undergone events that lead to traumatic stress. We work so hard to bury these events, to contain the emotions that are breaking us inside while trying to carry on with our lives among people who don’t have a fucking clue about jack shit on this Earth,…

If you are stupid enough, in America’s moral climate, to do *anything* that might even *hint* at being questionable on a state/employer/whoeverthefuckcanbeFOIAed phone, you deserve every ounce of idiocy that will rain down on your idiot head for being an idiot.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

Unfortunately, this will only be the second most devastating withdrawal from Paris today.

Screw you, Wondolowski!

High school sports were a mistake.

“Bad for a while” undersells the Fire. They’ve been dead last in the league for two straight seasons, and have been patently boring while doing so. The stadium in Bridgeview is a lesson in bad public funding schemes on par with the NHL’s Coyotes in Glendale. The debt on the park has sunk the suburb so badly that, a…

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

“These people have awful names.”

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

Didn’t expect to see so many people sticking up for the police on this one. The Punisher doesn’t care about the law. He cares about revenge and murdering criminals. There’s never any evidence, trial by peers, judge or anything similiar involved with the Punisher. If Frank Castle were a real human, having murdered…

I can’t decide if I’m more troubled by the paper-eater or the sad fact that Forgetting Sarah Marshall wasn’t included in Segel’s best work.

Every time I read a troll comment like you, I’m reminded of a bit of Neal Stephenson’s Snow Crash.

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

Unfortunately, the hospital staff didn’t bite. It was quickly determined that the man was faking and he was turned away.

The existence of a coach named Jeff Fish implies the existence of a coach in the NFL named Jeff Fishest.